*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
yeah I speak Chinese
well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
Harry Potter's Character Development
- Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
- Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not